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Healing Through Humor

What are the grown-ups doing?

A Sunday school teacher was teaching a group of youngsters about the Israelites in the Old Testament.  She kept referring to the Jews as the "Children of Israel."

A little girl interrupted her, wanting permission to ask a question.  "Certainly," the teacher responded.

"Well," the child said, "you keep talking about the children of Israel.  The children of Israel crossed the Red Sea.  The children of Israel built the temple.  The children of Israel did this and did that.  Didn't the grown-ups ever do anything?" 

Questions:  What are we grown-ups doing to show that we are faithful children of God today?  What is our mission?  What is our calling?  What does the Lord require of us to prove that we are God's loving and serving children today?

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Here are some Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins.

  • Meet Our Member of the Mouth

  • Communion notice: glutton-free wafers are now available.

  • The last words of Christ:  I am thirty. 

  • Hymn:  When We All Get To Heave

 

 

 

 

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